True friendship

> Always remember . see below > > > > > > True Friendship -- None of that Sissy Crap > > Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, > But never actually come close to reality? > > > Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true > friendship.. > > > You will see no cute little smiley faces on this -- Just the stone > cold truth of our great friendship. > > > 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge > against the sorry bastard who made you sad. > > 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > > > 3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I > would probably want to be involved in. > > > 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get > until you're NOT. > > > 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how > much worse it could be until you quit whining. > > 6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words. > > > 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well > again. I don't want whatever you have. > > 8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you > up. > > > 9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask - > because you are my friend. > > Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you > can feel the true warmth. > > Send this to 10 of your closest friends (including the one who sent it to > you). > > Then get depressed because you can only think of 4. > > > = > > > ------ End of Forwarded Message

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