Top Ten Things Men Do?

10. Bend or squat before problem becomes too obvious?

9. Adjust clothes and underwear to hide it?

8. Use other item to hide it?

7. Try making themselves worry about something?

6. Excuse themselves?

5. Think about something gross?

4. Put ice or something cold in lap?

3. Try physical force?

2. Put hands in their pockets?

1. Raise knees in bed?