The stupidest?

The most freakish injury?

Explaining why you have just been placed on the 15-day DL with the pulled side muscle (oblique) suffered 3 1/2 weeks ago.

I was trying to push the pillow down, when I repopped (a strained muscle).

Swings in baseball are not as bad as pushing a pillow down.

Hearing this story, the manager said, "That's a first."

Is it the injury or explanation?